Blog Contributions:

"A list of things you can build on top of Cheeze Wizards." Medium (July 2019): online.

"Online Gamers Share Their Terrifying Stories That Will Make You Rethink Gaming Alone." Ranker (November 2017): online.

"This Pixar Director Includes References To 'The Shining' In Each Of His Movies, Including 'Coco'. Ranker (November 2017): online.

"10+ Darkly Hilarious Comics From Mr. Lovenstein That Find Humor In Brutal Places." Ranker (November 2017): online.

"The 10 Most Unsatisfying Game Endings In History." Ranker (April 2017): online.

"Things We All Do In RPGs That Would Be Insane IRL." Ranker (January 2017): online.

"Meet the death-defying female climbers who overcome gender bias to climb huge rocks." Rooster Magazine (December 2016): online.

"My life as a video game writer is nothing like you'd expect it to be." Rooster Magazine (November 2016): online.

"18 Voice Actors Who Look Nothing Like Their Characters." Ranker (November 2016): online.

"More states legalized weed this year, but what does that mean for the environment?" Rooster Magazine (November 2016): online.

"The Best Video Games to Play When You're High." Ranker (October 2016): online.

"The Best Stephen King-Inspired Costumes." Ranker (October 2016): online.

"Teleportation to Time Travel: Everything to Know About Quantum Mechanics." Ranker (October 2016): online.

"What it feels like to drink cannabis-infused beer." Rooster Magazine (October 2016): online.

"The Best McDonald's Happy Meal Toys of the '80s." Ranker (August 2016): online.

"Things Cannabinoids Can Do Besides Get You High." Ranker (July 2016): online.

"Get Interested: Working 'Likes' Into the Job." Yellow Brick Road (June 2011).

"Graduating in Epic Style." Yellow Brick Road (June 2011).

"Post-Graduate Entrepreneurs: Turning Social Contacts Into Business Partners." Yellow Brick Road (June 2011).

"Unemployed and Socially Anxious? Twice the Odds of Remaining Jobless." Yellow Brick Road (June 2011).

"Go Outside: Walking is Free and College is Not." Yellow Brick Road (June 2011).

"College's Social Secret." Yellow Brick Road (May 2011).

"Job Karma: Knowing How to Quit." Yellow Brick Road (May 2011).

"The Sick System: Finding Health Coverage." Yellow Brick Road (May 2011).

"Stepping Off of the Hamster Wheel." Yellow Brick Road (May 2011).

"Work Abroad: Participating in Post-Degree Exchange Programs." Yellow Brick Road (May 2011).

"Googling for the Efficient Job Hunter." Yellow Brick Road (April 2011).

"Job Perspective: Is Your Career Sustainable?" Yellow Brick Road (April 2011).

"Take This Loan to Find a Job; Find a Job to Pay for This Loan." Yellow Brick Road (April 2011).

Et Cetera:

"Applying for Jobs as a Recent College Graduate: A Modern Text RPG." McSweeney's Internet Tendency (March 2017): online.

"Items..." McSweeney's Internet Tendency (November 2016): online.

"Number Seven." Room 37.4 (Winter 2014).

"Ingot, Stick; There is a Train." inkscrawl (August 2013): online.

"Discovery." Postmodernize (April 2013).

"Manifestival." Uut Poetry (February 2013).

"BOOP." HOOT Review (December 2012).

"Poet Routine." Wordletting (April 2010):.

"Sonnet 3.1." Boston Literary Magazine (Summer 2009).

"-_-." Viral Cat (April 2009).

"A:BO:UT PM." Viral Cat (April 2009).

"Good Morning, Inbox." Viral Cat (April 2009).

"REM Stress." Viral Cat April (2009).

"Agreements." Viral Cat (April 2009).

So long, and thanks for all the fish.